All I want to do is eat a huge burrito from Moe's and drown myself in guac
Drunken shopping trips are the best shopping trips.
Know what's awkward?
Working out in silence next to a guy who’s closeted and definitely hit you up on Grindr.
Happy Valentines Day to all my sexy single friends who I'll probably be drunk dialing later!!
Paulie, my bird I've had since I was in 5th grade jus passed away in a accident with our dog. I'm really heartbroken over it... He was the funniest quirky parrot on the planet. We just buried him in the rose garden and cried and laughed and told funny stories like how he would attack our housekeeper. Now my family and I are going to dinner. It's been a really rough day. :(
What the hell kinda devil bird chirps at night?!