when your mom comes home and you know she has food
when you’re half asleep and you remembered to do something
when you get done with your 4th sit up
when your alarm goes off but you can’t be bothered to wake up
I’m with Misty on this caption.
You win the cake walk and you pick out the only tin of vanilla scones.
At a circus at an elementary school…. Crazed children running amuck all around me and there’s not an open bar in sight. #nope #helpme #ohlawd #jesustakethewheel #turnsomewaterintowine 👦👧👦👧👦👧👦👧👦👧😵 🚫🍷🍸 (at Augusta Circle Elementary School)